didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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