I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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