sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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