So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love you.
Bad choice
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
