i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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