Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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