Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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