we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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