i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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