It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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