somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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