im drinking this country out of the recession.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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