If that was your dad, he is hot
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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