you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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