Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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