I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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