This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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