1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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