38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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