Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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