It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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