So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do vagina's smell?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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