Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
