please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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