I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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