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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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