dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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