I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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