what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
