Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I party with great urgency now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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