Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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