But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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