We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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