I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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