I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Floor bacon is actually really good
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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