gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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