ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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