kristin has been a bad kristin
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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