Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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