brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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