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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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