Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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