i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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