i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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