we're blogging at a bar
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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