Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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