I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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