I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
