dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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