whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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