Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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